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now remember just tap the glass gently

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then reverse I've driven cars before

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Sydney yeah and smashed them too thank

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what went wrong he gone too far you

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things are all right get him out oh tee

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get me out of here don't stand there do

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something ah kill him finish what's that

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Bell it's the alarm let's go

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back

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just tap the glass gently then reverse I

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said so what does he do he tried to

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knock the old building down first he

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thought that would be the quickest way

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to get in look at your pictures our boss

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our boss he calls himself what has he

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got tell me what has he

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got

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who is well he's very refined isn't he

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yeah and he speaks nice and all you know

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what he's a Twi twit you're flattering

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him him and these big

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Ideas operations hm

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operations what's your next disaster on

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his list the shortage Christian Girls

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Club funny I used to belong to it till I

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found out I was doing my strip teas you

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better go back to this strip kid because

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you're going to lose your shirt with

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this crot look

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out hi fellas don't get

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up

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regrettable about that little Contra

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temp Contra temp what's a fiasco then

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when we all get pinched what do you

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think you were driving a tank the brakes

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fail

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liar who's calling me a liar he

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was and he meant

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be careful Sid or I may have to teach

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you a sharp lesson what in driving what

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about some Lolly well we we fa fail this

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time but don't worry about the Lolly

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never stop worrying about it ever since

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I met you three cars you've wrecked in a

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month three four yeah four well what are

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you worrying about they didn't cost you

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anything you stole them all I don't

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steal cars just for you to wreck I got

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my living to wor me and all I think I

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better go back to my wrestling why you

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never want to fight cuz they used to pay

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me more to lose fights that's why all

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right all right desert me desert me I

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can find others to help me pick up

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£10,000 10,000

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pound how much is that yeah fingers

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10,000 from the Christian girls of

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shortage we only got 18 T last time we

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ran we're not doing shortage we're going

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to crack one of the fullest safes in

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London the bank of

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England no Mr Billy

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Gordon's who's Billy Gordon who's Billy

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Gordon why don't you learn to read I

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don't know I can never get the Ang of it

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anyway what's reading got to do yeah all

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right shut up go on everybody knows

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Billy Gordon he's a man who doesn't like

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Banks and people who don't like Banks

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keep a lot of ready cash in the safe and

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Billy Gordon's safe is the one we're

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going to

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bust calberg did the bast off me just

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before he did the princess do you like

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it yes but don't you look rather worried

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I was I was worried how much he was

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going to charge me you know I wanted to

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put a cigar in the mouth he wouldn't

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stand for that tell me anyone live it on

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your bust no

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pretty talking about bus I mean talking

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about journalist you seem to be rather

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young and pretty to be a news H well

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mother's own journal prefers younger

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women so do

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I tell me what can I do for you well

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we're running a series called success

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it's about people who made a fortune out

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of nothing well I said they started with

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nothing 500 smackers was loan by your

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wife wasn't it huh yeah yeah Splendid

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woman my wife got a glorious daughter is

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that a photograph of your wife no no my

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daughter pretty eh oh Charming one of

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The Last of The Debs managed to slip

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around to the wire just before they

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close the entres very proud of huh you

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were married in the war weren't you yeah

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sergeant major you were sergeant major

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no I wasn't my wife was honest pity

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instructress strong as rock never forget

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the first time I saw her she was taking

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class in alarm combat she took one look

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at me and the next thing I knew I was

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being thrust up the aisle up the what up

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the aisle dear oh she's changed now

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quite as a m so you were in the Army

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what reserved occupation me used to

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collect swill from Army Camps swill yeah

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what was Will used for D if I know hate

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to think hell of a market in it your

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wife's here she doesn't want to disturb

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you but

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uh Disturb show it in please come in Mrs

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Gordon thank you Miss

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uh oh Lucy my love what a nice

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surprise I didn't want to bother you but

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in your Rush this morning you forgot my

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housekeeping money and I want I'm so

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sorry and well by the way this is Miss

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um of the the mother's own thing you

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know my wife hello how' you do I'm so

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sorry to disturb you you didn't I've

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just been telling her all about you my

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little piggy

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bag nice little man box cost me a

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fortune still it's moth proof well there

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you are my dear you're so again thank

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you but Billy I only wanted 10 there

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must be about 100 here oh really never

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could count get along with you sh me a

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minute oh goodbye miss uh Miss uh

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goodbye Mrs Gordon

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goodbye

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was 10 you wanted wasn't

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it huh oh I thought Lucy Lucy we had to

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put on a show for Miss thing but the

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income tax swine are handing me and I

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can't afford to throw away handles on

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nothing can

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I well can I no good we' got to be very

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careful for the moment when our ship

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comes in the Old Country House The Cook

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the battler t

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t oh B BL

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get in touch with Rogers and put 100 no

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night on Peruvian Wonder to win better

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look sleepy otherwise you miss the off

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oh there's a gentleman there to see you

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with the

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samples right we'll tell him to wait and

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I'll get rid of this Miss uh Miss chilik

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chilik you're

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kidding I'm sorry my dear I'm afraid

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we'll have to go I got a cloud waiting

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oh I'm so sorry so am I I said we meet

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after off his eyes wouldn't that be too

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much for you you know know me I'll see

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how things are going then phone you at

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the office yes yes

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please

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good you're French no I am Finnish why

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do you speak French Finnish is too

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difficult

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please you're right I remember I had a

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finish girl once she was very difficult

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well glad to see you got valid D with no

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strings

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attached M very

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useful that finish how many 2,500 when

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next week how much £50,000

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five 40 15 35 20 30 25 done just a

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minute I hope they work why why well cu

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the last Consignment your boss sent me

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of rifles didn't work I had complaint

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surely are joking but I do not

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understand complaints from whom there

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were one or two survivors you know

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there's a sucker born every minute but

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you carry on like that and there won't

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be enough left to go around you bring

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anything to put the money in no right

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25,000 three quid for the case two don't

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be mean it's the best quality plastic

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last your lifetime oh sorry right now

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these are in

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thousands 1 2 3 4 5 6

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11 have to get my own window cleaner

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can't have everybody peeling in like

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that they're after me you know the

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police no no income tax they've got the

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spies everywhere you no idea what theyd

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stoop to now

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is Right 14 12 s man 13 12 son je I'm a

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left-handed counter 13 14 by the way

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what's the supply situation on guided

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18 this

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way hey look the safe it's open so it

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is you CL it was an accident so are

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you now I have to crack it give me some

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light lights St is that better don't

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don't move I've got you covered why is

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it a space gun then hey oh one move and

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I'll shoot you to king um um come uh

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there are four of them all Mast one's

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got a blander bass needs a haircut how

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dare you that's his voice you can

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probably hear him now there's a stringy

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youth one who looks as there was an

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all-in wrestler how did you guess that's

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what I am shut up I warn

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you I warn you Curly's getting jittery

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but I don't go fire hold your noise or

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you'll get it you bound to be able to

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hear him now recognize the voice ever

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broadcast before hey you're on Direct

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short wave to B Street police station

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new type of burglar alarm they will be

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on their way

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already you know what we're in it again

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shut up come

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on

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good well now we can have a little

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supper eh you were wonderful but why did

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you let them go well we didn't want to

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be disturbed by a lot of coppers did we

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they're coming anyway oh no they're not

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I made all that up on the spare of the

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moment not a bad idea

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eh just a minute I better get some of

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the stuff out of the safe in case

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somebody else is a crack at it Bottoms

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Up

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cheers

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Billy you didn't come home to dinner

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again sorry old girl I had to take a

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journalist D it's always the same making

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me economize while you go out having

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lavish dinners but Lucy this is business

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I've got to entertain besides it's all

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deductible from income tax it doesn't

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cost me a penny then couldn't you

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entertain me some sometimes times but

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that wouldn't be honest you know what

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you like about honesty Che up a girl W

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belong before your dream comes true a

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country house a cook a battler yeah am I

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forgive of course would you like me to

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give you a hand with no no thanks there

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just some papers to hide I mean put away

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Che up old girl W belong before our ship

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comes in

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uhhuh BL me haven't you had enough

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exercise for one day is

279
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it you me D you after 3 months to like

280
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balloons balloons peanuts you

281
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mean by fellas now don't get up don't

282
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don't get up please sit down look I know

283
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how you feel but this is the last of the

284
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Fiasco you said it I've had enough

285
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goodbye you're saying goodbye to £2,000

286
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what's it this time the crown jewels the

287
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crown jewels bit risky ain't it Billy

288
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Gordon again but this time he private

289
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house he fingers what a fly boy like

290
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that doesn't keep cash around the house

291
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house is Mrs may lay her hands on it hey

292
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whisper I'm after something more

293
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precious than money my boy I never heard

294
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of anything more precious than money

295
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except dollars if any of you halfwits

296
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could read you'd know that Gordon has a

297
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daughter what about it well work it out

298
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for yourself Sydney she's the one thing

299
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in the world he loves more than

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money Billy look I I thought I told you

301
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I but Angela has wonderful news daddy

302
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meet Tommy Weston hello what on Earth

303
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are you doing huh uh smell gas looking

304
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for a leak Tommy and I are engaged what

305
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well why didn't you tell me before well

306
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:47,600
we couldn't tell you before it happened

307
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before what happened before we were

308
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engaged

309
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sir can I help why are you a gas

310
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inspector no as a matter of fact I'm a

311
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tax

312
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inspector be good oh no I really am

313
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you're a

314
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[Music]

315
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TX you're a tax inspector I'm afraid so

316
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sir one of the snoops

317
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what yes well I'll join you downstairs I

318
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hope you approve sir later

319
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later did you hear that a tax inspector

320
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well he's out for start and they want to

321
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see him again B he's a a nice young man

322
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and she loves him don't be so ridiculous

323
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nobody loves a tax inspector is there

324
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Beyond The Pale it's a most honorable

325
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profession honorable are you kidding

326
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once for all I want have a man like that

327
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in the house he'd ruin any normal decent

328
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conversation worse than a a policeman or

329
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a customs officer but if she I mean what

330
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I say I'd rather entertain a thief at

331
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least they're honest about what they do

332
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we must case The Joint properly inside

333
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and out who sleeps where burglar alarms

334
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,520
everything yeah where are you going to

335
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take the girl off to the

336
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snatch my old Aunt has a a little place

337
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in the country just outside town on the

338
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great North Road I'll send her to

339
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Blackpool for the week she'll like that

340
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:10,280
who Gordon's daughter now his AR stupid

341
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your fingers what you're planning to

342
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,159
kidnap that girl aren't you that's what

343
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I've been telling you for the last half

344
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hour you know what what that's dangerous

345
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that is what sending at a black pole

346
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that's what I think with anyone else it

347
00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:23,600
would be dangerous but not Gordon he

348
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:26,039
hates the law almost as much as we do

349
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he's the one man in England who'll pay

350
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and pay big yeah and if something goes

351
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wrong which it will we'll get 10 years

352
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oh 20 we'll get 20 grand at least the

353
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small time is over fellas now for the

354
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big snatch the crime of the

355
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century goodbye dear

356
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bye girl sh me back to supper tonight

357
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but Billy I was going to try your

358
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Economist taking kidney pie you know the

359
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,520
one without the kidneys you miss that

360
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you're lucky I should have to grab a

361
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sandwich the office Teta

362
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[Music]

363
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:31,159
Teta yes good morning B is the mistress

364
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:33,280
at home whatever I'm the mistress but we

365
00:19:31,159 --> 00:19:35,240
don't want any whatever it is it is from

366
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the public opinion poll of the national

367
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soap Foundation that I am who are after

368
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making a survey of the kind of salap

369
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powders mostly used by Housewives

370
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whatever no not today thank you most

371
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kind and look you back I have for you a

372
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free sample of a new powder we're

373
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marketing no charge to you whatever oh

374
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thank you my husband will be pleased oh

375
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isn't it rather has it got some cold

376
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dust in it or something oh bless you B

377
00:19:58,679 --> 00:20:02,159
that's a new black white now that is the

378
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black which washes whitest whatever

379
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whatever will they think of next yes

380
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whatever now how many of you are there

381
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in this dear we oh just my husband my

382
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daughter and I would you like a cup of

383
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tea oh how kind I had no breakfast

384
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whatever all right come on you know I

385
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:20,120
never realized that Welshman really said

386
00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:22,320
what eff for quite so much I thought it

387
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,640
was just on the music Halls oh no truth

388
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in that

389
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:29,799
whatever you have no living in

390
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:32,679
domestical no I have no help whatever oh

391
00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:35,159
dear now you've got me doing it actually

392
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I don't mind

393
00:20:35,159 --> 00:20:40,200
housework whoever can that be no idea

394
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whatever excuse

395
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:48,480
me see yeah what I'm sure finger said to

396
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come at 10 not nine gas board

397
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inspection oh we wanted you you did well

398
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that's F yes my husband suspected a leak

399
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,280
under his bedroom floorboard I'll show

400
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you come with

401
00:20:56,280 --> 00:21:02,640
me you coming oh

402
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oh this way please what a coincidence eh

403
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:08,320
you expected us and here we are and it's

404
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much colder too I said 10 not nine

405
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:12,240
that's what I said but he would argue

406
00:21:15,559 --> 00:21:19,559
with now if there's anything wrong it

407
00:21:17,679 --> 00:21:21,520
should be under this one my husband was

408
00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:23,159
sniffing around here and there'll be a

409
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:26,720
cup of tea downstairs when you're done

410
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that h i could do with a cup of tea

411
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,039
looks like the old man sleeps on

412
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pH what are you doing I'm having to look

413
00:21:33,039 --> 00:21:36,120
for the leap and what will you do if you

414
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:39,000
find

415
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:40,240
one give me that stop banging around and

416
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,400
make a noise while I sneak around see if

417
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,720
I can find out where the old lady in the

418
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daughter

419
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:52,320
sleep whatever is that they're ending a

420
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:57,039
leak causing one more

421
00:21:52,320 --> 00:22:00,039
likely oh what a Mourning excuse

422
00:21:57,039 --> 00:22:00,039
me

423
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:05,559
sorry girl forgot my key and my

424
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,760
briefcase hello what's the noise oh it's

425
00:22:05,559 --> 00:22:09,559
under the guest man having a look under

426
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:12,320
your floorboard

427
00:22:09,559 --> 00:22:14,919
no whatever is going on oh it's only my

428
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:16,840
husband your husband yes but he seems a

429
00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:20,320
little upset get

430
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:21,679
out come on now get out we got a job to

431
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,200
do we only come to now look look look

432
00:22:21,679 --> 00:22:25,640
when I want a gas man I'll SLE one now

433
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:29,960
go on get up there's no way to treat

434
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,960
gasman that's off

435
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:34,039
good morning I represent no you don't

436
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[Music]

437
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,799
SC right everybody

438
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:58,840
out Sydney

439
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:01,640
shh

440
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:04,520
anybody think I was a beginner coffing

441
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:07,279
ures it's crazy coughing is this mhing

442
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:09,559
idea after all nobody looks at Earth is

443
00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:11,000
buried L exactly no one but a fool would

444
00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:12,960
think of using a hearse for a quick

445
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:17,790
getaway now you're talking sense so no

446
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:19,680
one don't think of stopping us right on

447
00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:20,450
[Music]

448
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:26,880
[Applause]

449
00:23:20,450 --> 00:23:29,670
[Music]

450
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,960
tiptoe

451
00:23:29,670 --> 00:23:33,960
[Music]

452
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:36,110
[Applause]

453
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:39,260
you rmic

454
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:39,260
[Music]

455
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:46,720
tension shroud you'll keep

456
00:23:43,279 --> 00:23:48,880
that Chlor form I wish you'd drink it

457
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,799
and turn this lock up I hope

458
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:56,880
everything's going to be

459
00:23:50,799 --> 00:23:59,880
on you B me whisper whisper come

460
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,880
on

461
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:16,120
what you stupid

462
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,559
Baka there you

463
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:31,360
go have a dog he's anesthetized himself

464
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,440
why didn't you tell us I had a dog they

465
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:36,360
didn't have they must have bought him

466
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:39,159
yesterday supposing he woke somebody

467
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:42,440
they may have come down wouldn't they

468
00:24:39,159 --> 00:24:42,440
mashing house dogs

469
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:49,000
these it's hardly human the noise he's

470
00:24:46,799 --> 00:24:51,340
making I do wish he'd stop it I'll go

471
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:54,599
tickle him

472
00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:54,599
[Music]

473
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,570
then

474
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:06,840
come

475
00:24:59,570 --> 00:25:10,560
[Music]

476
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:12,640
on this one go

477
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:15,960
[Music]

478
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,960
on go

479
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,060
[Music]

480
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:26,679
[Applause]

481
00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:29,000
[Music]

482
00:25:26,679 --> 00:25:30,640
one

483
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:33,640
uh

484
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,640
manace

485
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:47,349
[Music]

486
00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:58,090
[Music]

487
00:25:56,679 --> 00:26:01,240
manness

488
00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:01,240
[Music]

489
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:07,450
[Music]

490
00:26:04,810 --> 00:26:12,880
[Applause]

491
00:26:07,450 --> 00:26:12,880
[Music]

492
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:47,660
[Music]

493
00:26:51,399 --> 00:26:56,000
well Sydney you are now participating in

494
00:26:53,919 --> 00:26:58,559
the crime of the

495
00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:01,360
century this traffic light ah head I

496
00:26:58,559 --> 00:27:16,059
know Sydney and a

497
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:16,059
[Music]

498
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:25,960
red he's coming now what keep calm and

499
00:27:23,679 --> 00:27:25,960
look

500
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,520
holy

501
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:41,600
hey you better take a look back

502
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:41,600
there shut it up you

503
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:47,080
fools the

504
00:27:43,559 --> 00:27:47,080
foot the

505
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:58,640
foot thank you officer what a Dreadful

506
00:27:55,039 --> 00:28:01,080
thing hey just a minute

507
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:05,720
it's a bit early for a funeral isn't it

508
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:05,720
uh yes indeed we're transporting him to

509
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:12,720
Scotland oh he he he was a policeman

510
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:15,360
like yourself him with that little foot

511
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,559
I'd have sworn that was a woman ah yes

512
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,880
well that just shows you what a lot of

513
00:28:16,559 --> 00:28:25,080
nonsense is talked about the size of

514
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:25,080
copper policeman's feet thank you again

515
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,440
officer

516
00:28:36,519 --> 00:28:41,840
well Sydney I handled that with the

517
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,880
Master's touch Master's touch my foot

518
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:47,760
her

519
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:47,760
foot cheer up Sydney we're out of the

520
00:28:56,399 --> 00:28:59,399
wood

521
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,519
it's no good we'll have to push well

522
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,600
come on you two get out we'll need some

523
00:29:03,519 --> 00:29:09,200
your rhythmic tension whatever we're

524
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,200
going to push why it's

525
00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:18,799
quicker is the break on of course well

526
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:23,960
take it off you

527
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:26,320
twerp stop it get out of

528
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:28,420
push

529
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:31,650
it

530
00:29:28,420 --> 00:29:31,650
[Music]

531
00:29:34,679 --> 00:29:41,000
see I don't mean it this quicker why did

532
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:43,159
he use the engine shut up and push what

533
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,159
go

534
00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:49,679
[Music]

535
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:53,919
on stick it we're nearly

536
00:29:49,679 --> 00:29:56,320
there right hold it hold it hold it stop

537
00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:58,200
it stop

538
00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:04,080
it

539
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:08,200
it's running wife stop come back stop

540
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:08,200
stop get it get

541
00:30:10,730 --> 00:30:16,799
[Music]

542
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:19,240
off Goodbye Mr Davis now don't worry

543
00:30:16,799 --> 00:30:21,159
cheer up everything's going to be all

544
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,990
right you never know what's around the

545
00:30:21,159 --> 00:30:26,240
cor out thank you Vicor

546
00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:27,690
[Music]

547
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:43,359
goodbye

548
00:30:27,690 --> 00:30:43,359
[Music]

549
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,440
have

550
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:56,240
have thank you very

551
00:30:54,030 --> 00:30:59,240
[Music]

552
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:59,240
much

553
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:15,100
[Music]

554
00:31:12,820 --> 00:31:18,530
[Applause]

555
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:18,530
[Music]

556
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:25,650
[Applause]

557
00:31:21,990 --> 00:31:25,650
[Music]

558
00:31:26,159 --> 00:31:29,159
oh

559
00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:34,399
[Music]

560
00:31:31,559 --> 00:31:37,039
no no no no car's at it what are we

561
00:31:34,399 --> 00:31:39,279
going to do walk all the way till we

562
00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:43,100
find a car get around the other side

563
00:31:39,279 --> 00:31:44,840
right up now put it on your shoulders

564
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:47,639
[Music]

565
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:51,650
properly why do you have to be so

566
00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:56,039
high right ready off

567
00:31:51,650 --> 00:31:56,039
[Music]

568
00:31:56,159 --> 00:31:59,159
go

569
00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:04,279
oh

570
00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:07,950
[Music]

571
00:32:18,399 --> 00:32:23,200
no what happened to you I've been so

572
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,679
worried we ran into a spot of bother I

573
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,600
thought you were coming by her we

574
00:32:24,679 --> 00:32:29,080
changed heres in Midstream treat her

575
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,080
gently boy

576
00:32:30,679 --> 00:32:36,080
gently okay wish grab that chair turn it

577
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:37,559
right gently gently is she all right

578
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:40,600
cool she's all right well how can she

579
00:32:37,559 --> 00:32:42,559
breathe it's got all in the

580
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:45,080
bottom well gentlemen I shall now

581
00:32:42,559 --> 00:32:47,799
produce the most valuable rabbit in

582
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:50,840
history a tasty little blonde worth

583
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,840
every penny

584
00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:59,039
of

585
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,840
you bungling clut you went into the

586
00:33:01,559 --> 00:33:06,000
wrong room I told you the door on the

587
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:07,880
right you never you say left right it

588
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,120
right oh shut up can't you tell the

589
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,399
difference between an old EG and a young

590
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:13,279
girl of 17 but it it was dark she

591
00:33:11,399 --> 00:33:15,120
certainly looks older than 17 oh you

592
00:33:13,279 --> 00:33:18,960
mind your own business yeah now what

593
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:21,720
well as I see we got the wrong woman yes

594
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:24,519
and we we carry on as planned I mean

595
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:27,480
she's his wife isn't she you'll still

596
00:33:24,519 --> 00:33:28,960
pay he might even pay more

597
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:31,159
would

598
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:34,120
you well there's no accounting for

599
00:33:31,159 --> 00:33:35,960
tastes he he's probably lost without her

600
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,559
but she couldn't have walked out on me

601
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,240
after the way you shouted last night I

602
00:33:37,559 --> 00:33:41,519
wouldn't blame her if she had it wasn't

603
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:45,320
her it was you and that tax

604
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:50,320
crook Lucy Lucy wait up old girl it's

605
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:52,960
9:00 Lucy Lucy come out she can't

606
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:57,799
do

607
00:33:52,960 --> 00:34:02,600
hello Mr Gordon yes yes who is it here

608
00:33:57,799 --> 00:34:04,120
is Mr X Mr who Mr X but it does not

609
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:06,200
matter who I am well if it doesn't

610
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:08,240
matter to you it doesn't matter to me

611
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,839
Charlie where could she be where do you

612
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:13,320
think she is well she may have gone to

613
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:14,960
Granny's I hope not why well aairs over

614
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:18,919
10

615
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:21,639
huh hello what do you want

616
00:34:18,919 --> 00:34:23,480
£25,000 Mr Gordon just a minute who are

617
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:25,639
you what the hell are you talking about

618
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,440
I am the head of the gank who kidnapped

619
00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:30,720
your wife last night

620
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:33,240
I am talking of the ransom I am asking

621
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:37,480
for her

622
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:40,240
return I I presume you're joking this is

623
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:43,960
no choke no

624
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:46,359
choke you will not contact the police

625
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:48,800
one false move and she will

626
00:34:46,359 --> 00:34:51,879
be cut up into little

627
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:55,280
pieces and scattered up Z right North

628
00:34:51,879 --> 00:34:58,879
Road you will obey without question the

629
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,879
following instructions

630
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:03,499
[Music]

631
00:35:10,079 --> 00:35:15,240
good evening good evening to you I come

632
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:17,680
from Mr how do you

633
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:21,359
do how do you

634
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:23,640
do we getting far oh I mustn't say about

635
00:35:21,359 --> 00:35:25,240
to find out oh no the Chau has been

636
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:28,800
given instructions to drive around in

637
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:28,800
circles actually

638
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:38,280
[Music]

639
00:35:46,599 --> 00:35:52,920
yeah oh what's the matter so many

640
00:35:49,839 --> 00:35:55,760
Plumbing circles I lost me way Charlie

641
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,760
what you mean by

642
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:00,560
that

643
00:35:57,319 --> 00:36:03,280
tell you this Mr X he must be a very big

644
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:05,480
fellow oh no it's not all that big oh I

645
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:09,359
see what you mean oh yes he only handles

646
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:11,520
big jobs oh sorry tell me why do you

647
00:36:09,359 --> 00:36:14,079
wear that Veil so that you'll never

648
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:18,200
recognize me

649
00:36:14,079 --> 00:36:21,240
again that's very good very good take my

650
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,240
advice next time wear a

651
00:36:21,359 --> 00:36:28,720
cape be careful of the steps better let

652
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:28,720
me go down first

653
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:38,280
I fell

654
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:38,280
down you all right yeah come this way

655
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:47,240
please yeah sit down don't against the

656
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,240
back why not cuz there is no

657
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,680
back

658
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:13,599
Mr Gordon Good Die Mr X I am sorry I

659
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:16,280
cannot introduce myself by name pra you

660
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:19,079
be seated well I am AR

661
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:21,610
[Applause]

662
00:37:19,079 --> 00:37:24,280
I just

663
00:37:21,610 --> 00:37:28,440
[Laughter]

664
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:31,000
so relax Mr Gordon do not be afraid I'm

665
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:33,480
not thank do not be too sure of it oh

666
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,920
I'm quite certain do not be too sure you

667
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:38,079
need not be afraid I mean I thought you

668
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:42,000
told me not to be our

669
00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:45,960
man we we have never Crossed Swords

670
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:48,040
before Mr Gordon but if we had just a

671
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:50,440
minute aren't you the long-hair CHF who

672
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:52,280
tried to rob my safe I recognize your

673
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:56,800
voice

674
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:59,440
no was he a are you say a foreigner no

675
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,440
Cockney like

676
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:06,920
you no Mr Gordon it was not

677
00:38:03,359 --> 00:38:09,640
I I never file you see you have heard

678
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:11,839
perhaps of the Delvin Diamond robbery

679
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:16,800
uhhuh the stetin

680
00:38:11,839 --> 00:38:19,200
killings the birthing trunk murus you

681
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,599
your humble servant oh but the smell of

682
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,920
that cigar you're not doing very well

683
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:25,160
out of it what is it a Congo rat who's

684
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,160
your

685
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:29,760
accountant enough of this idle

686
00:38:30,119 --> 00:38:36,880
chitter you know my

687
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:40,280
terms yes £25,000 or you cut my wife up

688
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:43,760
into little pieces and Scatter her all

689
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:47,560
up the great North Road precisely I take

690
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:51,599
it you have brought the money no

691
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:57,720
Splendid Splendid then we need only what

692
00:38:51,599 --> 00:39:00,319
did you say no n nine NS in fact not

693
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:02,440
not a sausage cut her up oh boy this is

694
00:39:00,319 --> 00:39:03,319
a chance I've been waiting for for years

695
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,520
you're

696
00:39:03,319 --> 00:39:08,720
bluffing well you you think I am well

697
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:11,359
I'm not I hope you're not this is the

698
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:14,800
answer to a bachelor's prayer you can't

699
00:39:11,359 --> 00:39:19,000
do this to me you to her she's a fine

700
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:22,760
woman will you have her I don't want her

701
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:24,160
will you took her old man don't blame me

702
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,839
it's

703
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:29,640
disgusting it's immoral we we cut her

704
00:39:26,839 --> 00:39:31,200
into pieces tiny little pieces well

705
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,480
naturally you want to make a good job of

706
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:35,280
it won't you well you really must excuse

707
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:38,040
me I've got a date rather a promising

708
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:40,160
one actually oh talking about that Mr X

709
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:43,119
you got rather a nice little bit of X

710
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:47,160
certificate here

711
00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:50,440
eh all right all right you win I like a

712
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:53,119
fight Mr Gordon I'll take 10,000 not a

713
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:56,920
penny less not a penny old fruit I told

714
00:39:53,119 --> 00:39:59,119
you all right all right 5,000 ,000

715
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:02,079
that's my final offer 5,000 always we

716
00:39:59,119 --> 00:40:04,200
slice no dice start slicing old fruit

717
00:40:02,079 --> 00:40:07,200
now really I must be going if you like

718
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:11,720
I'll find my own we 4,000 and she's

719
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:11,720
yours she's yours for

720
00:40:11,839 --> 00:40:17,480
nothing Sid snow

721
00:40:15,119 --> 00:40:20,000
drop take him away take him away take

722
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:22,319
him away take him home I've only just

723
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:25,359
brought him go on go

724
00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:28,359
on well our v a

725
00:40:25,359 --> 00:40:28,359
herx

726
00:40:29,839 --> 00:40:36,050
that swine has ruined my faith in human

727
00:40:32,870 --> 00:40:36,050
[Applause]

728
00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:58,319
[Music]

729
00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:58,319
nature

730
00:41:01,030 --> 00:41:04,720
[Laughter]

731
00:41:05,370 --> 00:41:24,159
[Music]

732
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:29,319
all right any luck not like you know

733
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:31,720
what he asked too much old fingers did

734
00:41:29,319 --> 00:41:33,960
his best he came down from 25,000 to

735
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:35,599
four can't do fairer than that what'd he

736
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,119
say then he said he didn't want her we

737
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:38,359
could keep her but it was a chance of a

738
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:41,480
lifetime where we could go ahead and cut

739
00:41:38,359 --> 00:41:43,160
her in pieces tiny little pieces it is

740
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:45,920
hard to believe that such an unhuman

741
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:47,480
devil could exist a beast in human

742
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:50,400
garbage that's what he

743
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:53,839
is go and see if she wants anything to

744
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:55,880
eat here thinkers Squad she won't like

745
00:41:53,839 --> 00:41:56,920
this you know she expected him to pay

746
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:00,960
yeah what about we going to do with her

747
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:04,319
keep her as a pet well we just have to

748
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:07,960
cut her up

749
00:42:04,319 --> 00:42:10,359
oh fingers what she heard every single

750
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:13,760
word we said she refuses to eat she says

751
00:42:10,359 --> 00:42:15,880
she wants to die die no she can't do

752
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:18,920
this to me he wait a minute shut up but

753
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:21,920
I just for something no no

754
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:25,599
no don't take on so we'll be

755
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:28,200
liberalizing you soon I don't want to go

756
00:42:25,599 --> 00:42:31,920
I just want to

757
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:35,200
die you may as well kill me now well I'm

758
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:39,079
not going to what you take me for then I

759
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:40,920
kill myself oh no no no no no you you

760
00:42:39,079 --> 00:42:44,680
mustn't do that that that's very

761
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,680
selfish you must think of

762
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:49,119
others yeah boss stay there and keep an

763
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,640
eye on her yeah but listen do as you're

764
00:42:49,119 --> 00:42:52,559
told she mustn't be out of someone's

765
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,760
sight until we set her free yeah but

766
00:42:52,559 --> 00:42:56,839
that's what I've been trying to tell you

767
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:59,079
we can't set her free

768
00:42:56,839 --> 00:43:03,000
see you've been in there without your

769
00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:05,599
masks on and she's seen your

770
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,960
faces he's right we might as well drop

771
00:43:05,599 --> 00:43:10,319
out a Scotland

772
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:11,880
Yard the crime of the century well

773
00:43:10,319 --> 00:43:14,440
Einstein now

774
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,960
what you Gordon will have to be made to

775
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,160
pay that's who's going to make him I

776
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,240
should have thought his conscience would

777
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,000
make him conscience he wouldn't give a

778
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:22,520
father into a starving beggar oh I don't

779
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,520
know he's

780
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:27,000
not

781
00:43:25,079 --> 00:43:28,640
yes

782
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:33,960
thank you

783
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:37,240
s yes I'll go and see him tomorrow thank

784
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:40,280
you he's got another idea a marvelous

785
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:42,880
Brain Hat points got yeah yeah you too

786
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,880
do you think

787
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:56,960
so better go in first it'll look better

788
00:43:54,359 --> 00:44:00,960
anything you say Mr Gordon

789
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,960
what a secretary

790
00:44:03,970 --> 00:44:07,110
[Applause]

791
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:16,599
Dar yeah Governor yeah you bxs your

792
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:19,119
matches no thanks I got a lighter here

793
00:44:16,599 --> 00:44:22,319
here I've got a

794
00:44:19,119 --> 00:44:26,559
message from Mr

795
00:44:22,319 --> 00:44:27,839
X just a minute you are Mr X no no I

796
00:44:26,559 --> 00:44:31,520
would have recognized you except for the

797
00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:35,160
voice yeah he sends his last oper 200

798
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:36,599
quid and she's yours 200 quid well the

799
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,280
bottom has fallen out of the market

800
00:44:36,599 --> 00:44:41,240
hasn't it what those you damaged in

801
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:44,319
transit look I what I do I give you SCS

802
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:48,319
you buy yourself a cup of tea

803
00:44:44,319 --> 00:44:51,599
H what the mess oh get out of

804
00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:56,480
it morning

805
00:44:51,599 --> 00:44:58,160
Char oh well never mind Daddy darling

806
00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:00,480
what are you doing here I want to see

807
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,960
you you didn't come home last night no

808
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,440
no I I I spent the night in a Turkish

809
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:07,760
bath was it mixed bathing you still have

810
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:09,760
some lipstick on your ear well a pain I

811
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,920
must know what's going on where's mother

812
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,559
look we can't discuss it here don't

813
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,119
worry she'll be back in a couple of days

814
00:45:12,559 --> 00:45:16,040
Charlie you know Charlie Charlie is that

815
00:45:14,119 --> 00:45:17,720
a racing addition sir I give you a tip

816
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:19,800
my tips have been coming out these days

817
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:21,520
what is it strer and the 230 Italian

818
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:24,880
very strong very fast what's the price

819
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:27,880
it's a lest Edition is

820
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,880
Sir

821
00:45:31,470 --> 00:45:36,680
[Music]

822
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:40,200
you sp my

823
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:42,760
wife sorry now then M what's going on he

824
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:45,950
attacked me or charge you with assault

825
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:48,319
offic to mistake come on that of come

826
00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:52,640
[Music]

827
00:45:48,319 --> 00:45:55,240
on smells marvelous do it lovely yeah is

828
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,559
that all perhaps you like the old Goose

829
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:58,240
do you mind

830
00:45:56,559 --> 00:46:00,280
his eyes are bigger than his got enough

831
00:45:58,240 --> 00:46:02,000
to for two as it is when I was in

832
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,760
training I used to eat four times as

833
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:07,960
much hello

834
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:11,040
well good you're just in time for lunch

835
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:13,440
hi fellas don't get up hey fingers how'd

836
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:15,559
you get on I'm made three in a t c

837
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:18,079
that's not bad how long was she staying

838
00:46:15,559 --> 00:46:20,119
in there with G on your TWP hello what

839
00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:23,119
she doing here put that knife down I'll

840
00:46:20,119 --> 00:46:25,359
sit down well she she she can't eat with

841
00:46:23,119 --> 00:46:26,680
us she's a prisoner we can keep an eye

842
00:46:25,359 --> 00:46:28,000
on her this one she's also served us a

843
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,559
very good lunch just leave her alone

844
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,240
thank you and glad somebody has some

845
00:46:29,559 --> 00:46:34,599
manners well what happened this morning

846
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:37,119
as if we couldn't

847
00:46:34,599 --> 00:46:39,440
guess she's not going to like this but

848
00:46:37,119 --> 00:46:41,839
her Billy is making highy with the

849
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,960
secretary she have seen him this morning

850
00:46:41,839 --> 00:46:46,880
kissing her in the car she's wearing a

851
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:48,720
mink Stone great big sparkler on her

852
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:50,359
finger yeah we never mind about that

853
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:53,319
whatd he say to your offer what do you

854
00:46:50,359 --> 00:46:56,079
think he said he's having the time of

855
00:46:53,319 --> 00:46:59,200
his life I know it you asked too much

856
00:46:56,079 --> 00:47:01,559
too much £200

857
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:05,839
£200 he laughed in my face and gave me

858
00:47:01,559 --> 00:47:08,800
threns your fingers no floppin I mean

859
00:47:05,839 --> 00:47:10,839
floens no I call it downright insulting

860
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:14,760
to offer it a knockdown price like that

861
00:47:10,839 --> 00:47:17,440
so do I it has nothing to do with you

862
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,960
hasn't it it's me you're selling isn't

863
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,440
it yes and I shall sell you for any

864
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:24,720
price I like oh no you

865
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:27,079
won't just listen to me you little

866
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:29,680
squirt

867
00:47:27,079 --> 00:47:31,440
oh nobody calls me a little squirt and

868
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:34,480
gets away with it steady fingers she

869
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,480
didn't mean it yes I

870
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:43,000
did oh I see I'll have to teach you a

871
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:43,000
little lesson

872
00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:54,559
wait Co what a beauty where did you

873
00:47:52,359 --> 00:47:57,000
learn that the

874
00:47:54,559 --> 00:47:58,800
Army and anyone else want to teach me a

875
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,240
lesson I was only going to ask you to

876
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:03,440
show me how you did it I just did no do

877
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:03,440
come

878
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:12,040
here help me put him to bed oh what a

879
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:14,319
beauty classic that's what it was yes

880
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:16,800
yes go on whisper go the door on me own

881
00:48:14,319 --> 00:48:16,800
yes you

882
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:22,800
Hercules I'll warn you m I'll never miss

883
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:25,000
how could he oh how could he I could

884
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:26,280
kill him for this kill him he'll kill

885
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,720
you anyway

886
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,400
I wasn't thinking of that squirt all

887
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:30,599
right want to simmer down on one

888
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:33,079
condition I'm prepared to release you

889
00:48:30,599 --> 00:48:34,760
now why why cuz the rest of us don't

890
00:48:33,079 --> 00:48:36,240
want to face a murder rap that's why

891
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,960
even Superman and a might commit murder

892
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:39,240
after what you've just done oh him look

893
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:42,960
you give me your word of Honor not to

894
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:46,240
split the cops and you can go go where

895
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:48,319
home that's right home to a man who told

896
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:50,359
you to kill me who wouldn't even give

897
00:48:48,319 --> 00:48:52,760
£200 to get me

898
00:48:50,359 --> 00:48:53,799
back what sort of a home is that now

899
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,319
come on we got to be quick if we're

900
00:48:53,799 --> 00:48:57,319
going to release you if you release me I

901
00:48:55,319 --> 00:49:01,040
won't you I shall go straight to the

902
00:48:57,319 --> 00:49:03,280
police no I'm going to stay here don't

903
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:06,640
be stupid now you got to Jud I was

904
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:08,680
stupid I've slaved even starved for him

905
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:11,640
because I loved him and I thought he

906
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:13,920
loved me and this is my

907
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:15,880
reward well now I have a chance to get

908
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:18,359
my own back and by heaven I'm going to

909
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:21,079
take it you want Billy Gordon's money

910
00:49:18,359 --> 00:49:22,400
don't you yeah so do I the only

911
00:49:21,079 --> 00:49:26,079
difference between us is that I know how

912
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:26,960
to get it and you don't you interested

913
00:49:26,079 --> 00:49:29,000
are you

914
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:33,559
interested do you mean you want to come

915
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:36,559
in with us oh no you come in with me I

916
00:49:33,559 --> 00:49:37,960
lend him £500 to start his fortune so I

917
00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:40,480
reckon I'm entitled to half of

918
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:42,960
everything he has don't you what exactly

919
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:45,480
are you getting at we'll split 50/50 on

920
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,920
everything I lead you to and I think I

921
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,720
can lead you to a

922
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:53,880
lot is it a

923
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:55,839
deal well that's I see I think come on

924
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:57,080
we start by going to my house that's

925
00:49:55,839 --> 00:50:10,430
where the first lot

926
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:10,430
[Music]

927
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:15,040
is if my guess is correct the money's

928
00:50:13,599 --> 00:50:18,319
under the floorboards here you're

929
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:20,240
kidding want a bet we could have had out

930
00:50:18,319 --> 00:50:22,910
while we were playing at gasman yeah

931
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:24,440
come on give me the

932
00:50:22,910 --> 00:50:26,359
[Music]

933
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,960
Jimmy

934
00:50:26,359 --> 00:50:30,359
at the capit all the cast pitched all

935
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:32,200
those tommy guns cost me 25,000 quid

936
00:50:30,359 --> 00:50:33,839
poor old Billy just a minute when I

937
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,880
wanted every penny for that serle Sugar

938
00:50:33,839 --> 00:50:37,359
deal well you still got plenty left yeah

939
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,799
but not enough you see I've got some

940
00:50:37,359 --> 00:50:42,359
hidden in the house I've got some in the

941
00:50:38,799 --> 00:50:43,799
safe but it still isn't that darling you

942
00:50:42,359 --> 00:50:46,280
wouldn't like clim your jewelry would

943
00:50:43,799 --> 00:50:48,079
you oh no but bar look here I've had to

944
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:52,160
work hard enough to get it out of you

945
00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:56,040
work yes hard bar it would only be a

946
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:59,240
tempor no I'm very disappointed in you

947
00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:00,559
no loyalty to the firm no loyalty at all

948
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,720
where are you going I going to the

949
00:51:00,559 --> 00:51:04,799
office but you're going to take me out

950
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:08,079
to dinner I can't afford it you can't

951
00:51:04,799 --> 00:51:08,079
afford it

952
00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:13,040
sorry must be 20 grand here at least a p

953
00:51:11,559 --> 00:51:14,079
there isn't more can you see his face

954
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,839
when he comes here looking for the money

955
00:51:14,079 --> 00:51:18,440
and there it is gone yes I'm sorry to be

956
00:51:15,839 --> 00:51:20,319
missing that that's the lot I could kiss

957
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:24,040
you for this yes I bet you could look at

958
00:51:20,319 --> 00:51:24,040
that come on we've got work to

959
00:51:24,359 --> 00:51:27,359
do

960
00:51:30,799 --> 00:51:36,000
thank

961
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:36,000
you this should fix that two

962
00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:55,920
timer little

963
00:51:51,680 --> 00:52:01,960
lucy you Des sh your face

964
00:51:55,920 --> 00:52:05,010
never an unkind word never a dirty trick

965
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,010
[Music]

966
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:13,599
poor hello this Mr

967
00:52:09,599 --> 00:52:16,240
Gordon I mean yes Tommy Weston here

968
00:52:13,599 --> 00:52:17,839
Tommy Angela look look here so you

969
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:19,880
better come right away your house is on

970
00:52:17,839 --> 00:52:22,440
fire

971
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,920
what what I'm in the telephone box just

972
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:26,160
opposite the house it looks pretty bad

973
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:28,839
sir but we' called the Brigade look tell

974
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:30,839
you what to do G to my bedroom look at

975
00:52:28,839 --> 00:52:35,000
oh no no

976
00:52:30,839 --> 00:52:35,000
don't why you have to be a tax

977
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:47,799
man oh there you are this this your car

978
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:49,000
yeah yeah yeah are you aware it's been

979
00:52:47,799 --> 00:52:53,319
parked on the wrong side of the roope

980
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,319
with no lights I must insist wait

981
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:57,240
get

982
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:13,119
Oh

983
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:15,920
Daddy Great

984
00:53:13,119 --> 00:53:18,520
Scott Wilson yes sir get in there and

985
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,520
get him out yes

986
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:27,160
sir is he mad I can't think what he's

987
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:27,160
doing he knows there's no one there

988
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:38,319
Daddy are you all right are you

989
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:45,799
oh is he M listen get in there get him

990
00:53:42,079 --> 00:53:45,799
out and hold him this time he must be

991
00:53:49,319 --> 00:53:54,160
mad it

992
00:53:51,359 --> 00:53:56,520
off it

993
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,559
off

994
00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:01,960
you quite sure there's no one else

995
00:53:57,559 --> 00:54:01,960
inside there m quite look he's up there

996
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:10,680
now now look sir you're causing a great

997
00:54:06,839 --> 00:54:10,680
deal of stop him stop that

998
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:18,400
Maniac Daddy For Heaven's Sake you

999
00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:22,559
hadn't heard the last of this I'm going

1000
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:23,760
to have you J Daddy what is it mommy

1001
00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:26,400
mommy

1002
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:29,480
mommy mommy

1003
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,480
oh I wish I was dead

1004
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:37,000
too wish she got some smashing stuff

1005
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:38,520
here she did all right yes she did all

1006
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:42,119
right all right that must be worth a

1007
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:45,040
couple of thousand yes and this to the

1008
00:54:42,119 --> 00:54:48,640
love of my life

1009
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,640
Billy Ser in

1010
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:51,760
right

1011
00:54:54,079 --> 00:54:57,079
WI

1012
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:01,599
anybody

1013
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:04,119
there who's

1014
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:07,119
there

1015
00:55:04,119 --> 00:55:07,119
really

1016
00:55:08,119 --> 00:55:15,640
no it's my first hey

1017
00:55:14,119 --> 00:55:19,160
barl

1018
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:21,920
barl guess what's happened now you want

1019
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:24,000
me to guess eh what well I don't want to

1020
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:26,960
guess you organize that

1021
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:30,440
you my what are you doing I never want

1022
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:30,440
to see you again

1023
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:38,839
ever St up what how did you develop your

1024
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:43,960
muscles I don't know they developed

1025
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:48,359
themselves how much did you we when you

1026
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:50,839
were born 18 o and I said I was a

1027
00:55:48,359 --> 00:55:56,240
miracle they said I should never have

1028
00:55:50,839 --> 00:55:58,640
been born but I was what your time then

1029
00:55:56,240 --> 00:56:01,240
the big hand's on the three and the

1030
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:03,559
little 's on the 12 qu 12 you

1031
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:06,680
shortsighted no I'm worried they should

1032
00:56:03,559 --> 00:56:09,240
have been back by now head your head

1033
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:11,799
boss where is she let me get it up

1034
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:13,400
where's my gun where's my knife I'll cut

1035
00:56:11,799 --> 00:56:15,160
her in pieces I'll shoot her a bits

1036
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:18,039
where is she no way she'll be back

1037
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:19,160
rightstone drop I said where is she here

1038
00:56:18,039 --> 00:56:21,599
they are

1039
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:25,440
now that's

1040
00:56:21,599 --> 00:56:27,440
right Lucy you look beautiful

1041
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:29,200
where did you get them evening how's the

1042
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:31,119
Buns may I be permitted to know where

1043
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:33,280
you've been get in a few household needs

1044
00:56:31,119 --> 00:56:36,280
didn't they close nice

1045
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:38,760
around oh it's a

1046
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:41,319
joke that's very kind of you I'm sure

1047
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:43,640
I'm so glad you approve boss wait till

1048
00:56:41,319 --> 00:56:44,880
you see I'm not interested oh we'll keep

1049
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:47,240
you to

1050
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:51,400
that it's all in

1051
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:53,039
500s one for Lucy one for us hands off

1052
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:58,000
this has nothing to do with

1053
00:56:53,039 --> 00:57:01,640
you Lucy as

1054
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,760
Luc Mr Gordon Mr Wilkins here alleges

1055
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:06,520
that after the assault you said you

1056
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:08,920
swine you killed my wife I'll slit your

1057
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:11,799
throat is that true no that isn't true I

1058
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:16,200
didn't say that I said you swine you got

1059
00:57:11,799 --> 00:57:18,160
a knife you slit my coat you said what

1060
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:20,000
your honor I I must took this old Bearer

1061
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:22,240
this uh this Old Gentleman here for a

1062
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,720
pickpocket who robbed me had you any

1063
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:26,359
reason to believe that either the beggar

1064
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:29,160
or Mr Wilkins had murdered your wife oh

1065
00:57:26,359 --> 00:57:33,599
no none at all well then how then do you

1066
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:33,599
explain saying you killed my

1067
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:43,280
wife I I didn't say that Shana well then

1068
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:45,920
what did you say uh well I I said you

1069
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:48,839
ruined my wife you mean that Old

1070
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:52,520
Gentleman ruined your wife I've never

1071
00:57:48,839 --> 00:57:55,359
looked at a woman for 40

1072
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:58,119
years no no your honor I I didn't mean

1073
00:57:55,359 --> 00:57:59,799
that I meant uh I meant life my life

1074
00:57:58,119 --> 00:58:02,280
then say what you mean thank you very

1075
00:57:59,799 --> 00:58:05,960
much Mr you see your h i was thank you

1076
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:07,359
WR condition I has down and I my client

1077
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:09,319
can only express a deep regret for the

1078
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:10,960
assault your worship but I trust this

1079
00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:13,039
explanation will satisfy you that it was

1080
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:15,319
a genuine mistake under extreme

1081
00:58:13,039 --> 00:58:17,760
provocation it

1082
00:58:15,319 --> 00:58:19,880
doesn't Mr Gordon is obviously lying and

1083
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:23,559
obviously too he hit the wrong man

1084
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:25,400
anything known nothing known sir find 5s

1085
00:58:23,559 --> 00:58:28,680
and keep out of trouble in

1086
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,680
thank you your honor but I'm

1087
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:40,880
right SL your Co you liar number 14 on

1088
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:40,880
your list Sir William Delany

1089
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,760
Gordon back

1090
00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:56,920
[Music]

1091
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:58,599
again will Delan Gordon you're charged

1092
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,880
with using insulting Behavior whereby a

1093
00:58:58,599 --> 00:59:02,280
breach of the peace may have been

1094
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:04,240
occasioned at Bladen Drive London on the

1095
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:07,079
night of May the 16th you plead guilty

1096
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:09,520
or not guilty not guilty absolutely not

1097
00:59:07,079 --> 00:59:11,440
guilty well it was my file I'm surely

1098
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:13,880
entitled to what

1099
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,960
I I swear by Mighty God the evidence I

1100
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:16,160
gives you be the truth the old truth

1101
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:19,520
nothing about the truth James Smith

1102
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:21,200
police coun 166 S Division your worship

1103
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:23,079
at 9:00 p.m. on the 16th instar was

1104
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:25,280
giving assistance at a fire despite

1105
00:59:23,079 --> 00:59:27,280
protest the accused d twice into the

1106
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:29,480
building not to be brought out when he

1107
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:31,280
attempted the third time I tackled him

1108
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:33,119
from behind and received him full in the

1109
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:36,200
stomach whereupon we struggled on the

1110
00:59:33,119 --> 00:59:40,079
ground he was hysterical and

1111
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:44,000
said Mommy oh Mommy I wish I was dead

1112
00:59:40,079 --> 00:59:44,000
too he addressed you as

1113
00:59:44,079 --> 00:59:48,319
Mommy I don't know your worship I took

1114
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,240
him to the station where he was charged

1115
00:59:48,319 --> 00:59:53,640
and cautioned and he said give me a

1116
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:55,920
rally rope and I'll L myself

1117
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:57,799
now

1118
00:59:55,920 --> 01:00:00,039
no one in their right mind would address

1119
00:59:57,799 --> 01:00:02,680
you as Mommy I put it to you that you

1120
01:00:00,039 --> 01:00:06,119
misheard Mr Gordon's daughter asked him

1121
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:10,920
why he dashed Into the Fire he replied

1122
01:00:06,119 --> 01:00:14,280
bunny she mishearing him exclaimed money

1123
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:17,240
and he said bunny no bunny I wish I was

1124
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:21,880
dead too no no no no wait wait wait your

1125
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:25,760
legit went money Mommy and Bunny oh

1126
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:30,400
bunny no sir no sir um bunny money and

1127
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:34,160
Bunny no bunny no mommy at all bunny

1128
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:38,400
money and Bunny oh bunny no sir no sir

1129
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:42,079
bunny no Bunny not o bunny

1130
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:44,760
oh bunny oh really does it matter very

1131
01:00:42,079 --> 01:00:48,680
much your worship excuse me sir it was

1132
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:51,440
money mommy and mommy no bunny was

1133
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:54,240
mentioned in my earing Mr Gordon had a

1134
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:57,079
cold what what's that got to do with it

1135
01:00:54,240 --> 01:01:00,240
oh with a cold in the nose money sounds

1136
01:00:57,079 --> 01:01:01,920
like bunny I've lost a lot of bunny the

1137
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:04,280
truth is as my client will testify he

1138
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:07,480
mentioned neither money nor mommy but

1139
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:07,480
bunny his

1140
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:11,720
burier and I should like you to note

1141
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:14,760
your worship that my client's feathered

1142
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:17,280
friend was lost on that fateful night I

1143
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:19,000
should like to call Mr G where are we

1144
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:21,920
going I'm getting you out of there

1145
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:24,599
before they call you as a witness why

1146
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:27,079
well did you ever own a budger Gard

1147
01:01:24,599 --> 01:01:29,440
called bunny no I thought so and what

1148
01:01:27,079 --> 01:01:32,119
did you hear your father say at the fire

1149
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:34,680
yes he did say mommy exactly and by the

1150
01:01:32,119 --> 01:01:36,920
way where is your mother oh Tommy I wish

1151
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:38,799
I knew all right don't worry about it

1152
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:41,079
that's what we're going to find out

1153
01:01:38,799 --> 01:01:44,240
now when you arrive to find your home in

1154
01:01:41,079 --> 01:01:47,880
Flames what was your first thought my

1155
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:50,839
parot bigar kindly don't answer your own

1156
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:54,559
questions but your honor uh AAR is a

1157
01:01:50,839 --> 01:01:56,480
speci of parot now stop it when forcibly

1158
01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:58,640
restrained from your rescue attempt what

1159
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:00,760
did you cry out I cried out the name of

1160
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,760
the

1161
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:08,880
bird

1162
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:10,640
Binky uh bons bunny oh bunny bunny

1163
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:11,960
really this is all highly improper as

1164
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,359
you very well know you must not prompt

1165
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:16,440
your own

1166
01:02:13,359 --> 01:02:17,960
witness any questions no you worship I'm

1167
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:19,440
extremely sorry your honor but my one

1168
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,880
thought was to save the little perisher

1169
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,880
the the little bird from perishing in

1170
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:25,440
the face thank you thank you Mr gin

1171
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:27,119
thank you very much thank you um your

1172
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,440
worship I'm quite sure that you realize

1173
01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:30,440
that this whole Affair this entire

1174
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,680
business is due to a misunderstanding

1175
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,599
yes quite so

1176
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,920
yeah I am persuaded that you were

1177
01:02:33,599 --> 01:02:36,680
probably trying to rescue something much

1178
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:39,240
more valuable than a bird and that is

1179
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:43,240
money spelled c

1180
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:46,160
a cash

1181
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:48,920
find1

1182
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:51,119
cash thank you your honor and believe me

1183
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:52,400
I Shan believe you Mr Gordon go away

1184
01:02:51,119 --> 01:02:54,839
I've seen and heard quite enough of you

1185
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:57,839
for one day next case please well that's

1186
01:02:54,839 --> 01:02:57,839
a Pity because

1187
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:03,220
come number 15 on your list Sir William

1188
01:03:01,839 --> 01:03:03,860
delainy

1189
01:03:03,220 --> 01:03:06,610
[Music]

1190
01:03:03,860 --> 01:03:12,499
[Applause]

1191
01:03:06,610 --> 01:03:12,499
[Music]

1192
01:03:17,550 --> 01:03:23,279
[Laughter]

1193
01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:26,279
[Music]

1194
01:03:23,279 --> 01:03:26,279
Gordon

1195
01:03:31,039 --> 01:03:34,480
William Delany Gordon you are charged

1196
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,000
with causing unnecessary obstruction

1197
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:37,839
with your car at Esther Street on May

1198
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,279
the 16th and further with assaulting

1199
01:03:37,839 --> 01:03:41,880
police Constable clutter whilst in the

1200
01:03:39,279 --> 01:03:41,880
execution of his

1201
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:51,599
dut you be guilty or not guilty not

1202
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:52,760
guilty I swear by almighty God that the

1203
01:03:51,599 --> 01:03:55,070
evidence I give should be the truth the

1204
01:03:52,760 --> 01:04:00,839
whole truth and nothing but the truth

1205
01:03:55,070 --> 01:04:03,799
[Laughter]

1206
01:04:00,839 --> 01:04:05,960
Hey listen listen listen to this I was

1207
01:04:03,799 --> 01:04:11,200
trying to rescue my buery

1208
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:12,920
girl a poor little budger girl I almost

1209
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,119
feel sorry for the fell yeah you must be

1210
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:18,799
wondering what it

1211
01:04:14,119 --> 01:04:18,799
him nice to see you in such fine Spirits

1212
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,960
fellas yeah you're going to help me

1213
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:27,319
change that wheel snow Dr yeah

1214
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,359
I never saw no Bader car in that house

1215
01:04:27,319 --> 01:04:32,559
I'll come

1216
01:04:28,359 --> 01:04:32,559
mind what will I'll get out of

1217
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:40,960
it whisper looks like we struck it rich

1218
01:04:36,799 --> 01:04:45,760
last eh yes yes yes yes you know what

1219
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:49,839
what I guess Lucy did his proud eh Lucy

1220
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:49,839
Lucy Lucy good

1221
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:57,839
morning what are you standing at where

1222
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:59,400
did you get that hair out of a bottle

1223
01:04:57,839 --> 01:05:01,319
same as your girlfriend well you go and

1224
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:03,119
put it back again how am I going to send

1225
01:05:01,319 --> 01:05:06,680
you home looking like the dog's dinner

1226
01:05:03,119 --> 01:05:09,359
you're not I'm going to stay here oh yes

1227
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:12,000
I am you organized those raids last

1228
01:05:09,359 --> 01:05:13,799
night so you can't threaten us no more

1229
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,520
if you know what's good for you do you

1230
01:05:13,799 --> 01:05:18,640
remember what happened the last time you

1231
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:21,920
threatened me sunny boy what's the

1232
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:24,799
matter with you you got half the money

1233
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:27,440
I'm willing to set you free what more do

1234
01:05:24,799 --> 01:05:30,039
you want I'll tell you I haven't

1235
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:31,720
finished with Billy Gordon yet did you

1236
01:05:30,039 --> 01:05:34,039
read about that woman murdered on the

1237
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:36,680
great North Road yes disgusting it

1238
01:05:34,039 --> 01:05:38,559
didn't give you an idea why should it

1239
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:41,119
it's got nothing to do with me no but

1240
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:43,359
Billy thinks it's me he reckons I'm dead

1241
01:05:41,119 --> 01:05:46,240
and that you did it ah he's B me I

1242
01:05:43,359 --> 01:05:46,240
wouldn't do a thing like

1243
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:52,640
that yeah I've just had a smashing idea

1244
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:55,400
if he thinks that we could blackmail him

1245
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:57,680
you're a genius yes I am am what a

1246
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:59,880
turnup it can't fail it can if it's left

1247
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:01,839
to you let me do the thinking and we may

1248
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:03,599
have some fun now the first thing you're

1249
01:06:01,839 --> 01:06:05,160
going to do little old fontleroy is to

1250
01:06:03,599 --> 01:06:06,839
have your haircut if you're going to

1251
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:08,720
carry out the plan that I have in mind

1252
01:06:06,839 --> 01:06:11,559
I'm not going to have my haircut yes you

1253
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:11,559
are oh

1254
01:06:21,279 --> 01:06:29,359
no daddy oh hell

1255
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:32,720
daddy where is mommy um she's gone

1256
01:06:29,359 --> 01:06:34,599
away the truth is she's abroad I'm sorry

1257
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:35,880
sir we just can't accept that I think of

1258
01:06:34,599 --> 01:06:37,079
a damn what you accept nothing to do

1259
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:38,319
with you that's where you're wrong sir

1260
01:06:37,079 --> 01:06:39,720
now look why don't you stick to incest

1261
01:06:38,319 --> 01:06:42,000
and keep your NOS out of my business I'm

1262
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:44,799
afraid it's too late for that now sir I

1263
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:46,520
married Angela yesterday what and I

1264
01:06:44,799 --> 01:06:48,119
shall stick to income tax and keep my

1265
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:50,839
nose in your business I'm now the

1266
01:06:48,119 --> 01:06:54,359
inspector in charge of your

1267
01:06:50,839 --> 01:06:56,559
files hello Coan there's no Mr about

1268
01:06:54,359 --> 01:06:57,279
this you now I you and I can just have a

1269
01:06:56,559 --> 01:06:59,680
little

1270
01:06:57,279 --> 01:07:02,799
chat

1271
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:06,599
H Mr

1272
01:07:02,799 --> 01:07:10,079
Gordon yeah

1273
01:07:06,599 --> 01:07:11,640
yes thank it off I hope you'll forgive

1274
01:07:10,079 --> 01:07:13,520
us barging in like this but the outer

1275
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:15,799
door was open I'm inspector W Scotland

1276
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:17,480
Yard and this is Sergeant Sykes just a

1277
01:07:15,799 --> 01:07:19,920
small routine matter sir do you mind if

1278
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:21,079
I speak in front of your friends look

1279
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:24,279
I'll see you later and explain

1280
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:26,839
everything and not to worry I we won't

1281
01:07:24,279 --> 01:07:32,400
detain you very long

1282
01:07:26,839 --> 01:07:32,400
sir detain me yeah I mean

1283
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:39,599
sir of course not of course not certain

1284
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:41,640
statements attributed to you of course

1285
01:07:39,599 --> 01:07:44,240
some speculation as to the whereabouts

1286
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:47,760
of Mrs

1287
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:50,760
Gordon H Mrs

1288
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:54,480
Gordon oh Mrs

1289
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:56,880
G um well she left a few days ago

1290
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,880
after a

1291
01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:00,160
quarrel

1292
01:08:02,599 --> 01:08:07,960
ah then there is no question of her

1293
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:11,839
having disappeared eh oh rather not good

1294
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:15,119
honor no we're in daily contact on the

1295
01:08:11,839 --> 01:08:15,119
telephone I

1296
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:24,359
see oh well there it is then

1297
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:25,799
gossip nasty thing that gossip

1298
01:08:24,359 --> 01:08:27,159
all right syes I'll go on to Tottenham

1299
01:08:25,799 --> 01:08:29,560
you go back to the yard and report that

1300
01:08:27,159 --> 01:08:32,159
the Gordon fire is clear very good sir

1301
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:35,640
oh uh we're investigating that very very

1302
01:08:32,159 --> 01:08:40,560
gruesome great North Road murder you

1303
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:40,560
know good day sir good

1304
01:08:52,799 --> 01:08:55,799
day

1305
01:08:56,580 --> 01:09:01,960
[Applause]

1306
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:05,839
you've forgotten

1307
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:10,520
something no sir I haven't forgotten

1308
01:09:05,839 --> 01:09:12,520
something but you have haven't you sir

1309
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:14,679
is nothing wrong with your eye no sir

1310
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:17,400
they tell me it's pretty

1311
01:09:14,679 --> 01:09:19,679
sharp why does it keep winking then a

1312
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:22,600
nod is as good as a wink to a blind

1313
01:09:19,679 --> 01:09:24,480
horse a none what does that mean that's

1314
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:28,279
an old Latin quote

1315
01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:31,080
and it means is this your old woman's

1316
01:09:28,279 --> 01:09:33,719
nighty it was found by the body on the

1317
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:36,719
great North Road and the underworld gra

1318
01:09:33,719 --> 01:09:40,640
Vine says that you instructed a gang to

1319
01:09:36,719 --> 01:09:42,719
do her in that's a lie is it oh you told

1320
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:45,560
the inspector some Whoppers just now

1321
01:09:42,719 --> 01:09:47,880
didn't you sir here supposing he wanted

1322
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:50,679
to meet your Mrs you'd have a bit of a

1323
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:53,080
job finding the bits wouldn't you

1324
01:09:50,679 --> 01:09:54,360
sir how much do you want how much have

1325
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:57,040
you got

1326
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:59,080
prly nothing I'm ruined look oh nothing

1327
01:09:57,040 --> 01:10:01,199
in the cupboard eh well we'll just have

1328
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:05,760
to make do just a minute I've got to

1329
01:10:01,199 --> 01:10:08,320
live so have I Billy boy so have I we'll

1330
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:11,120
just have to make do with this I'll keep

1331
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:17,159
it you're disgrace to the force oh don't

1332
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:17,159
say that sir well tat our Billy boy

1333
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:21,760
oh keep

1334
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:28,840
smiling

1335
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:28,840
nod is as good as a wink to a blind

1336
01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:33,520
[Music]

1337
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:44,080
horse extraordinary fellow what division

1338
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:44,080
was he do five division

1339
01:10:51,159 --> 01:10:56,560
oh Mr I'm sorry to come barging in sir

1340
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:58,120
but the outer door was open I'm

1341
01:10:56,560 --> 01:11:00,239
inspector Jensen from Scottland yard

1342
01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:02,480
this is Sergeant smil this is just a

1343
01:11:00,239 --> 01:11:03,960
small inquiry about your wife sir I'm

1344
01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:06,120
sure we won't have to detain you longer

1345
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:06,120
than

1346
01:11:09,719 --> 01:11:15,600
necessary

1347
01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:16,960
well what do you want well in view of

1348
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:18,480
certain statements you're alleged to

1349
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:22,320
have made regarding The Disappearance of

1350
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:24,080
your wife what are you winking at sir

1351
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:26,040
I've got it it's conspiracy

1352
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:27,920
the whole police force is in it Mr

1353
01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:29,640
Gordon don't you Mr Gordon you blood

1354
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:32,239
sacker don't carve it up with Sergeant

1355
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:35,320
Ry Sykes not a penny more and rather

1356
01:11:32,239 --> 01:11:37,320
hand Mr Gordon are you suggesting that

1357
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:40,960
the police have been accepting money

1358
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:44,040
accepting I like that he only accepted

1359
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:46,760
£3,000 and that's your lot now get

1360
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:48,679
out Mr Gordon I think you would be wise

1361
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:50,639
just AE just a minute have you got a war

1362
01:11:48,679 --> 01:11:51,920
to come in here no I haven't but I then

1363
01:11:50,639 --> 01:11:55,159
I think you'll be wise to get out of it

1364
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:57,040
before I sling you out but go beat it

1365
01:11:55,159 --> 01:12:00,440
you'll be hearing from us again and

1366
01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:00,440
you'll be wasting your flipping

1367
01:12:02,159 --> 01:12:12,280
time 2 3 400 50 60 70 sh get far

1368
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:13,960
470 what now sir get hold of that Sant

1369
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:15,440
SES of five Division and you better

1370
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:18,800
start digging in the ruins of Gordon's

1371
01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:18,800
house he killed his wife all

1372
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:25,480
right

1373
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:34,320
do you

1374
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:37,760
mind what's this A nighty you going away

1375
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:40,040
for the weekend that who are you don't

1376
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:45,040
you recognize me

1377
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:48,159
no oh yes yes I couldn't

1378
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:50,440
forget I certainly could what do you

1379
01:12:48,159 --> 01:12:52,920
want Oh Mr Gordon the gang have killed

1380
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:54,600
your wife yes I know oh why didn't you

1381
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:56,080
pay the rent some I thought they were

1382
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:57,239
bluffing I didn't think that idiot could

1383
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,639
kill a

1384
01:12:57,239 --> 01:13:00,920
fly and they hadn't finished yet they're

1385
01:12:59,639 --> 01:13:03,480
going to dress up as policeman and come

1386
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:06,320
a blackmail you what yes I heard them

1387
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:07,920
plotting it inspector Wayne Right and um

1388
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:12,199
Sergeant

1389
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:16,000
SES and I fell for it I fell for it then

1390
01:13:12,199 --> 01:13:17,400
I'm too late £3,000 too late only one

1391
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:19,360
consolation the second lot didn't get

1392
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:20,679
anything what second lot you know

1393
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:22,199
inspector Jensen and the Elephant I

1394
01:13:20,679 --> 01:13:25,360
forgot his name but there wasn't a

1395
01:13:22,199 --> 01:13:25,360
second lot

1396
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:35,760
no look the gang's idea was to Blackmail

1397
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:37,080
you when they sucked you dry they were

1398
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,840
going to write an anonymous letter to

1399
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:40,840
the police saying it was you who killed

1400
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:42,080
your wife well didn't even bother I've

1401
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:43,800
done that myself there some real

1402
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:46,760
policeman I've got to get out of the

1403
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:48,400
country I should need a false passport

1404
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:50,760
where can I get a falce passport oh I

1405
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:54,960
can help you there my uncle makes them H

1406
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:56,840
you're kidding how soon well tomorrow on

1407
01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:58,320
conditions later later what what

1408
01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:59,760
conditions that you take me with you

1409
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:00,880
look I don't hold with murder and if the

1410
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:02,600
gang find out that I've warned you

1411
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:04,280
they'll kill me all right all right now

1412
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:07,719
about the passwort how much well we need

1413
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:09,880
two that would be 500 500 you take 460

1414
01:14:07,719 --> 01:14:11,480
that's my lot your lot what are we going

1415
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,560
to live on a bom oh don't worry about

1416
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:13,719
that I've got some stacked away for

1417
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:16,320
emergency like this come on let's get

1418
01:14:13,719 --> 01:14:16,320
the phone GL

1419
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:21,000
taken well it really looks as if my

1420
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:24,520
dreams might come true dreams what

1421
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:27,080
dreams oh a country house a cook a

1422
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:29,440
butler and a gardener all the things

1423
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:32,679
that Billy promised me but would never

1424
01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:37,400
have given me I've only got one dream a

1425
01:14:32,679 --> 01:14:40,440
little garden and a big girl me own

1426
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:42,880
size it worked like a dream I played it

1427
01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:44,080
beautifully beautifully I wish you'd all

1428
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:48,040
been there yeah never mind about the

1429
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:51,440
details how much 2,300 empty your

1430
01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:53,480
pockets how dare you turn them out or

1431
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:56,920
must we do it for you I've never been so

1432
01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:59,040
insulted in all my life how dare you

1433
01:14:56,920 --> 01:15:01,400
keep your distance keep your distance

1434
01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:03,280
right you know it is insulting thank you

1435
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:06,440
it's high time we decided whose boss

1436
01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:08,440
here once and for all we have in your

1437
01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:10,480
absence we held an election you were

1438
01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:13,080
defeated and I was elected

1439
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:14,960
unanimously now do put away that silly

1440
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:16,719
Great Gun and empty your pockets like a

1441
01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:21,239
good

1442
01:15:16,719 --> 01:15:22,840
boy you can't do that h a woman after

1443
01:15:21,239 --> 01:15:24,199
all I've done for you after all you've

1444
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:27,000
done for us lucky we ain't strangle you

1445
01:15:24,199 --> 01:15:30,080
know cough up or maybe we will he's

1446
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:33,719
right you know we might oh

1447
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:37,679
right there you I wasn't going to keep

1448
01:15:33,719 --> 01:15:40,600
it now there one there isn't

1449
01:15:37,679 --> 01:15:46,679
anymore watch this that's my petty cash

1450
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:46,679
petty cash that better is that all yes

1451
01:15:47,199 --> 01:15:52,600
go hey guess what I got nearly 500 out

1452
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:54,920
of a fake passport well done he party

1453
01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:57,120
can get a real one for 30 Bob and that's

1454
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:59,280
not all he has got a secret cashing I

1455
01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:00,800
knew it where I don't know but he thinks

1456
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:02,360
we're going to South America together

1457
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:03,679
he's meeting me at Southampton tomorrow

1458
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:05,679
and bringing the money with him and

1459
01:16:03,679 --> 01:16:07,600
he'll just slip off on his own he can't

1460
01:16:05,679 --> 01:16:09,239
he thinks I'm bringing the passports oh

1461
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,760
why aren't you traveling down together

1462
01:16:09,239 --> 01:16:14,800
because he has to say goodbye to his

1463
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:18,280
dear old mother Ah that's nice isn't it

1464
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:21,400
got it that's where it is at his

1465
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:22,760
mother's how do you know because dimwit

1466
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:24,520
at this moment he couldn't care less

1467
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:27,120
about his dear old

1468
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:29,639
mother yes boys I think our little

1469
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:33,920
partnership is almost over I think we're

1470
01:16:29,639 --> 01:16:33,920
on to the last of his Lolly come

1471
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:55,080
on

1472
01:16:58,440 --> 01:17:03,639
Billy my

1473
01:17:00,239 --> 01:17:07,199
boy drunk again and not this time how

1474
01:17:03,639 --> 01:17:09,639
are you m Billy boy now what you want

1475
01:17:07,199 --> 01:17:11,760
really is a cup of nice strong coffee

1476
01:17:09,639 --> 01:17:14,120
it's a jolly good idea I got to make one

1477
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:16,199
myself no really don't do that I'll make

1478
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:19,639
it for you

1479
01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:22,440
bil Billy what are you doing that for

1480
01:17:19,639 --> 01:17:24,960
I'll tell you in a minute Billy yeah Ma

1481
01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:28,040
are you playing over the weekend no I'm

1482
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:32,000
going to South America Oh Billy South

1483
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:33,440
America good evening good evening do you

1484
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:36,000
think you could spare us a glass of

1485
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:38,280
water please certainly

1486
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:40,360
certainly these gentlemen are asking for

1487
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:44,320
some water but I'm going to make them

1488
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:47,960
some tea thank you thank you very

1489
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:51,080
much not so fast Billy boy aren't you

1490
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:51,080
going to kiss your mommy

1491
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:55,000
goodbye

1492
01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:10,960
what are you oh no

1493
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:13,880
you what do you want now we've come to

1494
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:20,440
help you with the luggage here there's a

1495
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:22,960
black car with p o l i c e on stay put

1496
01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:25,320
Billy wouldn't say a word he damned I'm

1497
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:25,320
V the

1498
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:32,840
door oh good evening hello Mr Gordon I

1499
01:18:31,679 --> 01:18:35,600
understand that you contemplate leaving

1500
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:39,320
the country what what is that

1501
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:43,360
so nonsense I came down to see my mother

1502
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:46,719
oh is this your case no sir no it's

1503
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:48,880
mine haven't we met before no sir no I

1504
01:18:46,719 --> 01:18:50,880
don't think so the name is m Travers

1505
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:52,239
Annie M Travers we just happened to be

1506
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:54,560
passing and the good lady was kind

1507
01:18:52,239 --> 01:18:56,920
enough to offer us some refreshment oh

1508
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:59,320
but I see you're busy sir come gentlemen

1509
01:18:56,920 --> 01:19:02,719
we must be on our way good day sir good

1510
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:05,679
day thank of your hospitality sir oh and

1511
01:19:02,719 --> 01:19:08,880
uh do apologize the good lady for me Che

1512
01:19:05,679 --> 01:19:08,880
H sir

1513
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:14,280
SC now Mr Gordon I'm going to ask you a

1514
01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:17,199
few questions first of all do you

1515
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:19,520
recognize this night dress yes and they

1516
01:19:17,199 --> 01:19:21,960
did come on let's get up wait a minute

1517
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:23,480
you mind I have every reason to believe

1518
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:26,199
that it was you who murdered your wife

1519
01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:28,120
Lucy Gordon don't be so ridiculous why

1520
01:19:26,199 --> 01:19:30,719
should I want to murder my wife I loved

1521
01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:33,239
her and we had her little differences L

1522
01:19:30,719 --> 01:19:35,110
doesn't I'd sacrifice anything to have

1523
01:19:33,239 --> 01:19:40,939
my Lucy

1524
01:19:35,110 --> 01:19:40,939
[Music]

1525
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:50,360
Back Billy Billy oh I said he was drunk

1526
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:52,239
when he came in no shock dear he's had

1527
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:54,560
the most terrible shock he really

1528
01:19:52,239 --> 01:19:56,670
thought I'd let left him for good didn't

1529
01:19:54,560 --> 01:20:03,919
you

1530
01:19:56,670 --> 01:20:03,919
[Music]

1531
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:10,760
dear and pinching his car to get away

1532
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:12,159
you know this is better than a HSE hey

1533
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:14,320
fellas yeah well if you don't drive slow

1534
01:20:12,159 --> 01:20:17,560
we'll finish up in one ah Che up Sydney

1535
01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:19,280
we're rich at last here who's got a case

1536
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:21,239
oh well hang on to it there's 50 th

1537
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:23,520
there to be carved up between us oh only

1538
01:20:21,239 --> 01:20:25,440
after that Lucy gets her remember Lucy's

1539
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:27,400
had hers we've kissed goodbye to Lucy

1540
01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:30,880
and she's kissed goodbye to this little

1541
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:34,320
lot his face when you took that case

1542
01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:36,560
yeah gentleman I just been thinking do

1543
01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:38,360
you think this is honest oh shut up

1544
01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:41,400
never mind that hang on to that case and

1545
01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:41,400
hang on tight

1546
01:20:51,719 --> 01:20:54,719
right

1547
01:20:58,390 --> 01:21:01,489
[Music]

1548
01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:24,639
[Applause]

1549
01:21:21,639 --> 01:21:24,639
la

1550
01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:37,920
la